Merry Patriot Day, everyone! And far more importantly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA!!!

I just realized, right at this moment, that we both have patriotic, America-friendly, flag-totin' birthdays. It's weird, though, because mine has ALWAYS been that way and yours...hasn't. How does it feel to suddenly be overshadowed by the Stars & Stripes? (The best part about having a birthday like July 4 or September 11 is that people are REQUIRED to remember it. They're assholes if they don't.)

In any case...I win. I get fireworks. :)